This one time, I was walking barefoot through the scrub to get to the beach and I trod on a red-bellied black snake* and it was awesome. I’ve never felt more Australian in my life.
* Don’t worry, the snake came out of the encounter perfectly fine.
I also noticed something Talisa was all like “IM NOT LIEK OTHER GURLS” after Blackfish apologized for swearing
Meanwhile, Catelyn didn’t give a shit about swearing and didn’t expect anyone to fawn over her for it because she was busy trying to tell her weapon’s grade dumfuck of a son to take the war seriously because THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKING YOU COLOSSAL FUCK UPS
Nobody ever listens to Cat. Even though none of this would have happened if they had.
She told Bran not to climb
she told Ned not to go to King’s Landing
She told Stannis and Renly to stop fighting
She told Robb not to send Theon to pyke
She told Robb not to piss off Walder Frey
She tells literally everyone how to not be an idiot
but does anybody fucking listen